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Cameron to celebrate victory with Bullingdon-style trashing of UK
As the Conservatives become increasingly confident of election success it has emerged that David Cameron plans to celebrate victory with ‘one almighty bash’. The celebrations will follow the format of...
View ArticleNick Clegg’s political remains arrive at deserted Wootton Bassett
For the first time in its history, Wootton Bassett – known for its deeply moving and dignified demonstrations of respect and mourning to fallen military personnel – was completely deserted today as the...
View ArticleGreen Party accused of trying to woo BNP supporters in local elections
In an interview on Radio 4’s Today programme, Sally Hornby, the Green Party’s Communication Director, denied that a new document outlining their manifesto for the upcoming local election was designed...
View ArticlePerson with no interest in politics tries politics, realises it’s not for them
A 42 year old shop assistant from Swansea yesterday tried politics and discovered that it just wasn’t for her. The mum of two said, ‘Some of my colleagues were having a conversation about George...
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‘Yes’ to form coalition with ‘No’
After the AV referendum count revealed no overall majority, ‘Yes’ has announced the controversial step of forming a coalition with ‘No’, rather than their natural allies, ‘Meh’. A defiant ‘Yes’, which...
View ArticleMay seeks to resolve problems with “megavote”
Prime Minister Theresa May has announced arrangements for a “megavote” for UK voters in mid-May. The vote will include a referendum on EU membership which, she hopes, will finalise the UK’s position...
View ArticleLocal elections signal return to ‘not giving a shit’ for Brexit voters
Political analysts are saying yesterday’s local election results clearly show that most Brexit voters, now without an opportunity to display their bigotry, ignorance and xenophobia, could no longer...
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